Old Spice Voicemail Greeting Generator
(Jump to the lady version.)

Hello,
Hello, you have dialed   Enter phone number (numbers only)

The Tall accomplished man you're calling can't come to the phone right now because they're:

ripping out mass loads of weights.
polishing their monocle smile.
cracking walnuts with their man mind.
building an orphanage with their barehands while playing a sweet, sweet lulluby for those children with two mallets against their abs xylophone.
exposing the dinosaurs to the manly scents of old spice
chainsawing someone's digital self in it's online face
giving hot oil massages to sophisticated women
running from a stampede of scantily clad female admirers

But leave a message and they'll return your call as soon as possible.

I'm on a horse.
I'm on a phone.
SWAN DIVE!
This voicemail is now diamonds.
SILVER FISH HAND CATCH!.

haha ha ha hahaha ha ha ha
Do do do doot doo do do dooot
(Choose whether you want some doots.)

You will be prompted to download the mp3 upon submitting.

Here is the video that started it all:

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